This is Nugget. She is very mad at me. Why is she mad at me on National Dog Day?
Because we’re a-hole dog parents who play Exploding Kittens from The Oatmeal on National Dog Day. Now you might be asking yourself (as Patrick just did of me), “Wouldn’t dogs want the kittens to explode?” This may be true, but I think she’d rather have the attention – and the pepperoni we have just out of reach on the table – instead.
Sorry, dog. You’re going to have to wait your turn.